The World’s Most Painful Slurpee

Weather: 55 degrees, clear, and really, really dark Right as the clock struck 5:15, Bing decided to inform the pax that his ass hurt – apparently, too much time on the bike yesterday. It was at this point that Chili’s habit of showing up at 5:16 all of a sudden seemed brilliant, especially for someone …

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Saturday 1/5/19 full body double team

For those who missed, you missed out.  For those who posted, we salute you.  Saturday mornings aren’t s’posed to be like this, or so you were told.  Rowdy n Drake teamed up secretly the Friday before and devised a full body interval workout to breakdown the walls of human perception, all without injuring anyone!  We …

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10/29/18

10/29/18 Adventure Park 73 degrees 21 H.I.M Posted, including 2 guests, for a brutal (that’s only a word!) full body assault led by Rowdy n Mr. Clean. 7am, 2 lap Mozy featuring Nur, Butt Kickers, High Knees and Karaoke.  Circle up for some Windmills (IK), Strawberry Pickers (IK), Arm Circles (each way n size) and …

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Christmas Eve 18′ – Reindeer Games

Twas’ the morning before Christmas and all through the park the animals were curious, “who are these nuts running in the dark”!  Despite the time and to hell with the cold, this was a beat down only for the bold. 4 extra brave souls arrived early to run before we ran, only injuring 1 brave …

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Waterworld subverted

In the past 2 days, Sarasota/Bradenton experienced what felt like a tropical storm.  With close to 10″ of rain, Adventure Park was underwater.  Ripken originally planned a devious day of sloshing, splashing and crashing through the water.  Some Pax brought a change of clothes, but with the 50 degree temps, Ripken dug deep for a …

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Monday Dec 17th Backblast

Rowdy, self admittedly, whipped this one up as I went. I like to shoot from the hip anyway.  As some started out cold it didn’t take too long for the running to warm up souls. Ripken 1min late payed his Burpee.  ChilliPepper 4mins late payed his 4 Burpees and they were SUPER! After all that …

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A Case of the Mondays (or, a really lame title)

Weather: 62 degrees with very light drizzle (sometimes) The first post-Ragnar beatdown attracted 10 pax to Adventure Park, including a few who apparently didn’t think they tore up their bodies enough over the weekend. No FNGs, so the disclaimer was quick before getting into action. We started with a mozi down the road towards the …

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Rottoner to the Core

Weather: 67, mostly cloudy with some humidity We had a dozen pax start off Thanksgiving Week with a beatdown at Adventure Park. Unfortunately, your Q is totally uncreative (which is probably a good quality for a tax lawyer) and couldn’t come up with a Thanksgiving theme for it, but we got on with it anyway. …

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It’s Monday!!!

Plan and simple, let’s start off the week with a little suffering… Warm Up Long Mozy down to the bridge with a few hits along the way Side Shuffle Butt kickers High knees Strawberry pickers LBCs   The Meat Tabata Tabata 8 Sets 20/10 Merkin Suicides Tabata 8 Sets 20/10 Knuckle Draggers (deep squats) Suicides Tabata 8 Sets 20/10 Mountain Climbers …

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