F3 [almost NFL] Combine

Weather: perfect day for a beatdown. Temps in mid-40s with some nice wind from the North. Dew Point in the low-40s was a welcomed change. Pre-run: YHC and Bing set-out on a 6-mile pre-run that became a 6.5-mile pre-run that meandered through the normal Greenbrook–70–Lorraine loop, but then took a surprising turn for the sinister as …

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Salty Salsa Breakfast Bump and Run

With Severe Storms just north of us lighting up the skies we started of with our Core Principles and Disclaimers before our Mosy Mosy began with a couple of loops around the parking lot doing butt kickers, karaokes and nur’s. We circled up for for some SSH’s , strawberry pickers and Imp walkers. The Thang …

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Record 23 Pax for a weekday!!!

Conditions  64, clear and dark. No FNGs, Chore principals and disclaimers declared! Mozi We did the circle lap withe the usual mozi stuff… Nur, buttkickers,high knees, skips and keriokes. Warm up Ssh, Strawberry pickers,swimmers,arm circles,merkins, mountain climbers and bad back stretches. The Thang We did 10 exercises, the board looked easy enough… but easy was …

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Manziel’s Not-So-Gloomy Beatdown

Weather: 65 and WHO STOLE ALL THE HUMIDITY? By now, we’re used to strange things happening at any beatdown with YHC as the Q, but nobody was prepared for this. As we pulled up to Adventure Park, we found that no one had bothered to turn out the lights in the pavilion from the big …

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Time Trial & Ruckacide

Perfect morning for an attempted mass murder of the Pax via a one mile time trial.  If that failed, the backup plan was to kill them during a Ruckacide.  Fortunately, both plans narrowly failed and all Pax lived. After the 5 core principals and disclaimer were stated, Ripken headed off into an unconventional mozy that …

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Triathlon & the King of Pop

Ripken hit a 2 mile pre-run to get the blood flowing.  ShamWow showed up early too, but decided to meditate over his coffee instead of run. The weather was perfect, and the night was still starry.  No bugs, no humidity…why were so many Pax fartsacking?  Trump made a late appearance, but never got out of …

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Ups and Downs

Weather – 61 and extremely pleasant. Confession:  YHC had serious thoughts of Fartsacking on this fine gloom, and the excuse was a later than usual evening with friends and the Triathlon this weekend…but having received texts from Coop the day prior, ending with “see you tomorrow”, I didn’t want to let him down…as I entered …

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3 Ways, F3 style

Weather: 59 and calm F3 workouts are supposed to get you in shape and discourage you from eating tasty, high-calorie food. Luckily, that’s more of a suggestion and not a core principle, so like pass interference in the NFL playoffs, it’s loosely enforced. We started with a 2-lap mozi around the parking lot that included …

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Once upon a monday

So,,, once upon a Monday at Adventure Park, 13 weirdos gathered in the dark. Some came early to run before the fun, others came on time to enjoy their morning delights. No one was late, which always is great. 5:15am-5 principals, waiver, intro 5:16am- Mozy with Nurr, Butt Kickers, High Knees n Karaoke both ways. …

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