The Grand Slam of Beatdowns

Weather: 61 and dark (but for some reason, not as dark as last Monday) After last Monday, it’s rather amazing that 14 pax showed up for today, made even more impressive by the fact that YHC has nowhere near the production skills of Recall – never easy to follow that guy. But they showed up, …

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CHOICES

Date: March 16, 2019 Time/Location: 7AM / Adventure Park Weather: 70-Degrees F, Humid, Overcast and Drizzling QIC: Recall PAX: ShamWow, Pincher, Scrum, Manziel, Go Daddy (FNG), I-Beam, Drake, Sparky, Dash, Props, Big Mac, McNugget, LG, Papa Smurf, Trump, 8 Ball 17 HIM posted in the Gloom, many of whom saw the Beatdown’s teaser the night …

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Double Dora with a Cowboy Split

Perfect weather in the low 60’s for the 16 PAX Mosey High-knees Butt-kickers Karaoke Toy Soldiers Circled Up: Strawberry Pickers (1 minute) Side Straddle Hops (1:30 minutes) Moroccan Night Clubs (2:00 minutes) Mumbling was a rumbling, YHC reminded McNugget to keep those young arms up, 😉 Thang: Dora 1 with partner and 500 meter laps 100 …

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What’s a salsa dip?

Weather: 66, dark and lots of fog There are now 3 certainties in life: death, taxes and Monday F3 beatdowns turning into a complete gong show. At least this morning it took awhile to get there, but the hi-jinx carried over after the workout this time. Turns out that it was a good thing that …

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F3 [almost NFL] Combine

Weather: perfect day for a beatdown. Temps in mid-40s with some nice wind from the North. Dew Point in the low-40s was a welcomed change. Pre-run: YHC and Bing set-out on a 6-mile pre-run that became a 6.5-mile pre-run that meandered through the normal Greenbrook–70–Lorraine loop, but then took a surprising turn for the sinister as …

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Salty Salsa Breakfast Bump and Run

With Severe Storms just north of us lighting up the skies we started of with our Core Principles and Disclaimers before our Mosy Mosy began with a couple of loops around the parking lot doing butt kickers, karaokes and nur’s. We circled up for for some SSH’s , strawberry pickers and Imp walkers. The Thang …

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Manziel’s Not-So-Gloomy Beatdown

Weather: 65 and WHO STOLE ALL THE HUMIDITY? By now, we’re used to strange things happening at any beatdown with YHC as the Q, but nobody was prepared for this. As we pulled up to Adventure Park, we found that no one had bothered to turn out the lights in the pavilion from the big …

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Banjo Bear Slammer

Weather:  Temperature: 70 degrees F / Humidity 93% / Wind:  SSE 7mph   The air was filled with excitement from this past Saturdays “SUPER HERO 5K RACE” in support of our very own Gridlock’s (Danny Jones) foundation “Bridge of Life”.  It was great seeing how strong of a presence of F3 was there to support …

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Lightpost Smokefest

Weather: 60’s and wet, but no rain during the beatdown. Humpday has arrived, and it was time to get to work.  4 pre-runners arrived, yet two never left the parking lot.  This wasn’t due to being lazy, Gridlock and Big Mac decided humpday meant repeat 400’s in the parking lot, so they ran hotlaps for …

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Triathlon & the King of Pop

Ripken hit a 2 mile pre-run to get the blood flowing.  ShamWow showed up early too, but decided to meditate over his coffee instead of run. The weather was perfect, and the night was still starry.  No bugs, no humidity…why were so many Pax fartsacking?  Trump made a late appearance, but never got out of …

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