At 5:00, Goob and Defib left the lot for a run after hearing Beiber on the speaker.  Their massive arms are no match for Bieber.

At promptly 5:15, the mission statement, 5CP and credo were flawlessly executed with the smoothness of a lifelong radio Casey Kasem.  The mozy mozied to the measly two cyclers that were getting ready to roll (Bing and Fireball).  A few Monkey Humpers and Saturday Nights were performed “gangsta style” to try and intimidate them into ditching the bikes.  No luck.

After the above mozy, we did a few nondescript exercises of an unspecified variety, unspecified length and unspecified difficulty.  Specifically, they were to prepare the Pax for events forthwith.  Usher was in a flopsweat and we were just getting started.  Spartan, with the wisdom of Soloman (did he know him personally?), stretched his hamstrings to avoid injury.

The core of the beatdown was 5 different relays using various coupons, modes of travel and teamwork.  However, the team that cheated the most was deemed the winner.  Who says cheaters never prosper?!  Spamalot broke the 4th Commandment “Thou Shalt Not Lie” when asked directly if he cheated.

Set 1 – 300 team Merkins, run a lap, Log jump your teammates down and back.

Set 2 – Run a lap, pass a concrete block (American Hammer style) down and back, 150 team Burpees

Set 3 – Pick up golf balls by Bearcrawling and “storing” the ball in your armpit.  Big Mac and Stagecoach couldn’t NOT cheat. This set was an epic fail and will be stricken from the Exicon.

Set 4 – Pass two long poles while doing reach back, then sit up. Run and touch building wall.

Set 5 – 2 minutes of Burpees

There officially are two people signed up for Wildpax.  Looks like Ripken and Spartan will be having a good time without everyone else!

Lots of praises for recovery from health issues, kids doing well and opportunities.  Wolverine was the six and told a wild tale of mystery and suspense and why he loves Suncoast like a third kidney.  Cat5 was touched and teared up.

Also lots of prayers for the same.  Jesus is still the great healer and miracle worker.

Ripken out!