AO: Bad Clown Bootcamp - Friday
When: 08/12/2022
PAX:
Number of Pax: 16
Pax Names: Bing, Brutus, Chilipepper, Clutch, Condenser, Cottontail, Deep Dish, Fireball, Mrs. Doubtfire, Olympus, Pork Roll, Pyro, Sir Wallace, Sonic Boom, Spartan,
Number of FNGS: 0
FNG Names:
QIC: Spamalot
The BackBlast:
One of the worst kept secrets of F3 is that most of our workouts are shoulder intensive. VERY intensive. YHC likes to shake things up from time to time. Thus this morning, it was time for a core workout.
As the true crazy Pax were finishing up with Sir Wallace’s insane Bad Clown workout, it was time to gather.
Mission Statement and 5 Core Principles stated
Warm o Rama
Plank Jacks
LBCs
Heels to Heaven
Alt. Shoulder Taps
Nolan Ryans
Low Dolly
High Dolly
All IC, all x 12
Bodies (hit the floor) – Drowning Pool
Get into plank position. Everytime you hear “let the bodies hit the floor” – do a donkey kick
Everytime you hear a number, perform a merkin
3:21 of pure joy. Sonic Boom knew this song.
DORA
Partner up. Non exercising partner – mosey to other end of “grassy” area.
Exercises:
100 Big Boy Sit ups
200 low flutters (flutter kicks) – count R leg only
300 mountain climbers – count R leg only
Ring of Fire (Guantanamo Bay)
Get into a circle and then lay down, with our feet pointing outward.
Pax all raise their legs to 60 degrees (or so).
First Pax gets up and moves around perimeter of circle, pushing the legs down as he passes. Pax try to keep their legs up.
When Pax returns to his starting point, the next pax gets up and so on.
Baba O’Riley
We all know this song. But have you ever done Imperial Storm Walkers for the full 5 minutes of this song? Well, we did today. Hello hip flexors.
Time for some Mary!
SSH, arm circles forward, arm circles reverse, seal claps, overhead claps, strawberry pickers, windmill (abe vigoda style), squats. All IC, all x 10
TIME!
NMM
Thanks to all for indulging YHC this morning. Not sure if it was sufficient, but there appeared to be a minimum amount of MC.
TClaps to Pyro for the partner work!
Marginally less humid this morning.
War Daddy – Spartan
War Baby – Sonic Boom/Pork Roll
Bing, Cottontail, Fireball, Clutch and Olympus rode their tricycles, and joined for COT.
VMA – Brutus is lining up opportunities for us to lead. Join the channel on Slack and get involved.
Wild Pax – Sign up now before price goes up to $275
Q schedule for the rest of the year is open. Go and grab some dates and lead!
Prayer/Praises
Cottontail’s M
Chillipepper’s BIL
2.0s – TClaps for Brutus’ son who registered for classes at 2:20am??!!
Very excited for my son as he is about to start college
Fireball and family
F3 Expansion
YHC took us out.
Good group then headed over to Maple Street for Coffeeteria!
Thanks for the opportunity. Brutus – I left the keys in the middle of the round about on Cattleman Road.
Have a great day and weekend!
Spamalot