AO: Bad Clown Bootcamp - Friday

When: 12/04/2020


Number of Pax: 7

Pax Names: Cavallino, Goob, Papa Smurf, Pyro, Raider, Repino, Steel,

Number of FNGS: 0

FNG Names:

QIC: Goob

The BackBlast:

QIC- Goob

Weather- closer to normal 60

With WildPax happening at the same time, Goob was pleasantly surprised with 6 additional PAX braving the morning.  That is where the bravery ended and the stupidity began.  Site Q lacked planning today so he allowed the cards to decide their fate.  After a mozy which included high knees, buttkickers, NUR, and a carioca each direction, the PAX were ready for a quick warmup.  The warmup included 15 SSH IC, 10 Strawberry Pickers IC, leg stretches, agitators OYO, arm circles OYO, Michael Phelps OYO, and finished with some arm stretches.

At the conclusion of that, Goob announced that the cards would be in charge.  Only 1 of the PAX in attendance had the pleasure of using these before.  Essentially, the cards are shuffled and a card is pulled.  Whatever the card says, you do it.  After 5 exercises, we ran a lap.  After exercises 6-10, we ran to the entrance of the Christmas Tree trail for a change of scenery.  We performed exercises 11-15 and then ran the entire distance of the trail.  From there, we ran back to the starting point for one last card to be drawn.

Exercises performed:

  • 100 SSH
  • 12 Hand Clap Merkins
  • 12 WWII situps
  • 90 second plank
  • 20 buttkickers
  • 100 arm circles
  • 18 Merkins
  • 13 High, slow Flutter Kicks
  • 15 HR Merkins
  • 14 Carolina Dry Docks
  • 300 M sprint
  • 25 Mountain Climbers
  • 60 second plank
  • 25 Burpees
  • 18 Jump Squats
  • 15 oblique crunches


  • Dec 12 Convergence at AP


  • Yukon’s M, Marcie, and God’s hand on that situation
  • Heather, Papa Smurf’s 2.0, is having pregnancy complications
  • First responders

As always, it was an honor.

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